GO THE F*** TO SLEEP — alarm prototype v0.5

GO THE
F*** TO SLEEP

A terrorist for your health · v0.5

1 · The hostage

If you don't sleep, we send this message …to this person Their real number, with country code (this is where it stops being funny) Delivery channel

2 · Biometrics

No health watch paired

3 · Bedtime

Lights out at

Pair the watch first. We need your heart rate to know you're not lying to us.

Armed

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Alarm fires at 23:00.
Enjoy your evening. It ends on our schedule.

5:00

PHONE. DOWN. NOW.

Biometric verification

Watch connected. Hold the button. Don't let go.

Countdown is still running: 5:00

Time's up

😴

Good. Heart rate 58. Verified asleep-ish.

The hostage lives another day.
Same time tomorrow. We'll be watching.

v0.5 staged-send — this app never presses send. At zero it opens YOUR messaging app
with the hostage staged; the last tap is yours. Bluff mode sends nothing at all.
No accounts, no server: everything stays on this device until your own thumb betrays you.